1. A rare metallic element found in the brain of American men that causes them to believe their Ukrainian girlfriend actually wants to be with them.

“Paul was beaming when he walked down the aisle with his stunning Ukrainian bride. When she shot him in the back of the head on their honeymoon and disappeared with his money, Paul was left dead in a ditch with Ukrainium seeping out of his skull”

Credit: David Werba, Shannon Digiovanna | Author Link: @DavidWerba | Date of Origin: 10/17/2005

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