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Clockblock

Clockblock

clock•block 1. The result of getting approached by your boss or co-worker at the end of the work day, where you get forced to complete a new assignment that causes you to stay late. “Why are you in such a horrendous mood tonite?” “I was on my way out the door at work today a […]

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Multiple Greetings Syndrome

Multiple Greetings Syndrome (MGS)

1. A neurological disorder, most commonly found in the workplace, where a person feels the urge to say “hello” multiple times in the same day. “Hey Chuck, why do you think Bryce said “hello” to me four separate times at work today?” “I think he’s trying to figure out which gender finds him more attractive. […]

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Entremaneur

Entremaneur

en•tre•ma•neur 1. An entrepreneur that tries to sell a product or service of no greater value than a pile of horse manure. “Hey dad, can I borrow some money? I came across this 21 year old “Life Coach” online, and he promised he would show me how to make $5000/month working as an Internet Marketer. I […]

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Vexcrement

Vexcrement

vex•cre•ment 1. A vexation that is so intense it takes on a physical form that you can see and smell. “After years of being harassed by his boss, Gordon could no longer take the frustration and a pile of vexcrement appeared on the floor. It resembled a mound of horse dung, and Gordon simply placed […]

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Lockblock

Lockblock

lock•block 1. The awkward impasse reached after several failed attempts of a driver trying to unlock a car door, and a passenger trying to open it at the same time. “Hey Larry, are you going to get in the damn car or what?” “Yes Bruce, but you keep giving me lockblock. I’m not surprised, really, as […]

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Nerd Punch

Nerd Punch

1. A punch thrown by a person that lacks any type of coordination or athletic prowess. “After years of getting ridiculed at work for his dandruff and poor hygiene, Eugene finally unloaded a nerd punch flurry towards his co-workers. None of them connected with anybody, but it was a memorable sight.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) […]

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Darth Brooks

Darth Brooks

1. A fictional Halloween character whose costume includes a flannel shirt, a Darth Vader mask, and a cowboy hat. “Honey, I’m tired of going to your corporate Halloween parties as Donny and Marie Osmond. You wear whatever you want, but I’m going to have a few drinks and show up as Darth Brooks.” Darth Brooks was last […]

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