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Impected

Impected

im•pect•ed 1. To become both impacted and infected. “After years of poor diet and vigorous wiping after bowel movements, Barney’s colon became impected. He searched WebMD for the cure, but was redirected by various banner ads and bought an irrelevant jar of anal lube.”   Impected was last modified: November 11th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Nexercise

Nexercise

nex•er•cise 1. The process or practice of exercising one’s neck. 2. An exercise for the neck. “My chiropractor told me I have serious neck problems, and that I’d have to come in for adjustments twice a week for 10 years. He then asked for my credit card to start a payment plan. I decided to just nexercise […]

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Cankle

Cankle

can•kle 1. The physical deformity of the lower leg where the calf abruptly meets the foot in a non-tapered manner. “Cankles are most commonly found on obese people, but they do exist on humans with normal weight as well. The cankle has baffled scientists for years, and the only known cure is amputation.” Cankle was last […]

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