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Baby Goggles

Baby Goggles

1. A deeply rooted affliction within parents of ugly babies. 2. The result when parents become blinded by the ugliness of their child, and often refer to them as attractive to friends and family. “Jeff and Pam just uploaded over 500 pictures of their new baby on Facebook. I think they’re overcompensating for a severe case of baby […]

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Astro’s Art Review: Volume 1

I just returned from a trip to Chicago where I attended some important gallery exhibitions in preparation of my highly regarded Art review. I’d like to discuss a piece I saw at the Visitation Elementary showing in Elmhurst, IL. Jordan silently sat in the corner with his playmates while his parents raved to various onlookers […]

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