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Cafe Diem

Cafe Diem

1. A pseudo-Latin phrase that translates to “caffeinate the day” or fill your day with coffee without concern for the future. “The Starbucks barista was concerned for his well-being one morning when he unlocked the front doors 20 minutes late. The surly crowd of nearly 300 people were chanting “cafe diem“, and there was an old […]

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Burnderwear

Burnderwear

burn•der•wear 1. Undergarments that have been worn too many consecutive days, or smell so bad, that the only sensible action is to burn them. “Honey you’ve been wearing those green boxers since last Thursday, I think it’s time to retire them as burnderwear.” “You’re right babe, I’ll throw them in the firepit out back…but can we finish […]

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Farmer Blow

Farmer Blow

1. The process of blocking one nostril and forcefully exhaling through the other to clear one’s nasal passages. “I remember camping with my dad and my drunk uncles when I was younger. They would perform the farmer blow dozens of times each day, perhaps trying to look extra manly or something. What I don’t understand is why […]

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Meanderthal

Meanderthal

me•an•der•thal 1. A person who wanders aimlessly throughout malls, stores, and other public places, walking in a slow inconsistent manner that constantly gets in the way of other people. “I encountered a meanderthal at the supermarket today! It seemed like he had eyes in the back of his head as he kept cutting me off and forcing me […]

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