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Nexercise

Nexercise

nex•er•cise 1. The process or practice of exercising one’s neck. 2. An exercise for the neck. “My chiropractor told me I have serious neck problems, and that I’d have to come in for adjustments twice a week for 10 years. He then asked for my credit card to start a payment plan. I decided to just nexercise […]

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Rainorsion

Rainorsion – 1. The twisted posture and distorted face you create while walking through the rain. “What first appeared to be an avant-garde dance routine, ended up being a simple case of rainorsion as people rushed from their cars into the… Rainorsion was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Strange Human

10,000 Chiropractors Assemble In Coliseum For Rare Mass Apology

In an unprecedented move rarely ever seen in the medical industry, over 10,000 chiropractors assembled recently at Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Portland, OR, to give a mass apology. Led by Dr. Gary Dalrymple of Naperville, IL, and Dr. A.J. Palmer of Austin, TX, there have been smaller gatherings of chiropractors at various locations throughout the […]

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