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Shower Shovel

Shower Shovel

1. An alternative meaning to a bar of soap when used to clean one’s anus in the shower. 2. The process of cleaning one’s anus with a bar of soap in the shower. “Bruce always smells so damn good, what’s his secret?” “Oh that’s easy, he was an early adopter of the shower shovel technique and he […]

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Burnderwear

Burnderwear

burn•der•wear 1. Undergarments that have been worn too many consecutive days, or smell so bad, that the only sensible action is to burn them. “Honey you’ve been wearing those green boxers since last Thursday, I think it’s time to retire them as burnderwear.” “You’re right babe, I’ll throw them in the firepit out back…but can we finish […]

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Nerd Bird

Nerd Bird

1. An airplane that regularly flies between two high-tech cities, where the majority of passengers are likely to be nerds. “Bradford was excited to present his new engineering schematics to the Venture Capitalist group in Silicon Valley. He was sweating and exuding some strong body odor as he boarded the nerd bird from Seattle en route to San […]

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