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anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

an•a•ti•dae•pho•bi•a 1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. “The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.” Anatidaephobia was last modified: November 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Santaclaustrophobia

Santaclaustrophobia

san•ta•claus•tro•pho•bi•a 1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses. “Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red […]

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Stuporstitious

Stuporstitious

stu•por•sti•tious 1. Inclined to believe that one alcoholic drink will somehow lead a person into a drunken stupor. “After years of being stuporstitious, John caved in and had a beer after work. He got home to bed safely, but somehow he still woke up naked in the woods.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com)   Stuporstitious was […]

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Vexcrement

Vexcrement

vex•cre•ment 1. A vexation that is so intense it takes on a physical form that you can see and smell. “After years of being harassed by his boss, Gordon could no longer take the frustration and a pile of vexcrement appeared on the floor. It resembled a mound of horse dung, and Gordon simply placed […]

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Adultproof

Adultproof

a•dult•proof 1. Nearly incapable of being tampered with or opened by an adult. 2. To make adultproof. “John is an intelligent college-educated man, and he decided to buy a new electric shaving kit at Walmart. By the time he was finished opening the adultproof packaging, his fingers were bloody from the sharp plastic and he nearly severed his thumb […]

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Madam’s Apple

Madam’s Apple

1. The suspicious Adam’s Apple that is present in Transvestites, Cross-dressers, and masculine women. “Doug was about to approach the leggy blonde at the bar with the tight ass, until she turned around and he saw her madam’s apple. He decided to reconsider…not that there’s anything wrong with that though.” Madam’s Apple was last modified: November […]

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