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Multiple Greetings Syndrome

Multiple Greetings Syndrome (MGS)

1. A neurological disorder, most commonly found in the workplace, where a person feels the urge to say “hello” multiple times in the same day. “Hey Chuck, why do you think Bryce said “hello” to me four separate times at work today?” “I think he’s trying to figure out which gender finds him more attractive. […]

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Restless Lip Syndrome

Restless Lip Syndrome

1. A neurological disorder characterized by an irresistible urge to interrupt other people’s conversations. “Darlene is a beautiful talented woman. She is a successful web editor and a magazine model in her spare time. She also has no friends and has been spurned by society due to her severe case of Restless Lip Syndrome, which currently […]

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anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

an•a•ti•dae•pho•bi•a 1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. “The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.” Anatidaephobia was last modified: November 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Santaclaustrophobia

Santaclaustrophobia

san•ta•claus•tro•pho•bi•a 1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses. “Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red […]

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Ukrainium

Ukrainium

u•krai•ni•um 1. A rare metallic element found in the brain of American men that causes them to believe their Ukrainian girlfriend actually wants to be with them. “Paul was beaming when he walked down the aisle with his stunning Ukrainian bride. When she shot him in the back of the head on their honeymoon and disappeared […]

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Girlfriend Voice

Girlfriend Voice

1. An unnatural high pitch or effeminate tone that occurs in a man’s voice only when he speaks to his significant other. “Hey Greg, does Brian need another drink?” “No, he’s on the phone using his girlfriend voice so he’s probably leaving soon.” Girlfriend Voice was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Baby Goggles

Baby Goggles

1. A deeply rooted affliction within parents of ugly babies. 2. The result when parents become blinded by the ugliness of their child, and often refer to them as attractive to friends and family. “Jeff and Pam just uploaded over 500 pictures of their new baby on Facebook. I think they’re overcompensating for a severe case of baby […]

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