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Shower Shovel

Shower Shovel

1. An alternative meaning to a bar of soap when used to clean one’s anus in the shower. 2. The process of cleaning one’s anus with a bar of soap in the shower. “Bruce always smells so damn good, what’s his secret?” “Oh that’s easy, he was an early adopter of the shower shovel technique and he […]

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Burnderwear

Burnderwear

burn•der•wear 1. Undergarments that have been worn too many consecutive days, or smell so bad, that the only sensible action is to burn them. “Honey you’ve been wearing those green boxers since last Thursday, I think it’s time to retire them as burnderwear.” “You’re right babe, I’ll throw them in the firepit out back…but can we finish […]

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Chicanowash

Chicanowash

chi•ca•no•wash 1. The process of washing one’s entire car using a public gas station windshield cleaner. 2. A car wash using only a gas station windshield cleaner. “How was your date with Richard last night?” “Well, right after he picked me up we stopped at the gas station and he performed a chicanowash right in front of me. […]

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Nerd Punch

Nerd Punch

1. A punch thrown by a person that lacks any type of coordination or athletic prowess. “After years of getting ridiculed at work for his dandruff and poor hygiene, Eugene finally unloaded a nerd punch flurry towards his co-workers. None of them connected with anybody, but it was a memorable sight.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) […]

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Farmer Blow

Farmer Blow

1. The process of blocking one nostril and forcefully exhaling through the other to clear one’s nasal passages. “I remember camping with my dad and my drunk uncles when I was younger. They would perform the farmer blow dozens of times each day, perhaps trying to look extra manly or something. What I don’t understand is why […]

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