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Bifurcatedpolymorphicism

Bifurcatedpolymorphicism

bi•fur•ca•ted•po•ly•mor•phi•cism 1. The act of being two or more people in two or more places at once. “Famed spiritual guru David Sprayne claims to exhibit bifurcatedpolymorphicism at his private seminars, but there is yet to be any evidence or witnesses that have come forward to verify it. You can, however, buy Sprayne’s book on Amazon […]

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falling-cactus-nursing-home

Falling Cactus Nursing Home

Falling Cactus Nursing Home – 1. The legendary community in Sun City, AZ, best known for voting on obscure topics. “Hey did you hear that Commonicate was voted “Best New Word” in November by Falling Cactus Nursing Home?” “No I must have missed that… Falling Cactus Nursing Home was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by […]

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Coolius Maximus

Coolius Maximus

1. One of the forgotten children of Zeus and an unknown mother from Greek Mythology. (Translated as “the coolest guy in the room”, Coolius Maximus was eventually eaten by a giant tortoise near a sacred oak tree at the Oracle at Dodona) “So Brett, what do you think of the new guy Randy?” “Well he’s no coolius maximus, but he’s pretty fun […]

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Western Stranger

Western Stranger

1. An advanced masturbation technique where you wait until one of your arms has fallen asleep and use a Western Grip to emulate another person. “Where’s Tom?”  “Oh, I think he has a hot date with a Western Stranger tonight.” Western Stranger was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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