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Stuporstitious

Stuporstitious

stu•por•sti•tious 1. Inclined to believe that one alcoholic drink will somehow lead a person into a drunken stupor. “After years of being stuporstitious, John caved in and had a beer after work. He got home to bed safely, but somehow he still woke up naked in the woods.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com)   Stuporstitious was […]

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Ukrainium

Ukrainium

u•krai•ni•um 1. A rare metallic element found in the brain of American men that causes them to believe their Ukrainian girlfriend actually wants to be with them. “Paul was beaming when he walked down the aisle with his stunning Ukrainian bride. When she shot him in the back of the head on their honeymoon and disappeared […]

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Stack Of Dimes

Stack Of Dimes

1. A tiny penis caused by cold weather, freezing water, or just hereditary misfortune. “I went skinny dipping with my girlfriend last week. It was amazing until she saw my stack of dimes. I’m single now.”   Stack Of Dimes was last modified: November 24th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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