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Impected

Impected

im•pect•ed 1. To become both impacted and infected. “After years of poor diet and vigorous wiping after bowel movements, Barney’s colon became impected. He searched WebMD for the cure, but was redirected by various banner ads and bought an irrelevant jar of anal lube.”   Impected was last modified: November 11th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Shower Shovel

Shower Shovel

1. An alternative meaning to a bar of soap when used to clean one’s anus in the shower. 2. The process of cleaning one’s anus with a bar of soap in the shower. “Bruce always smells so damn good, what’s his secret?” “Oh that’s easy, he was an early adopter of the shower shovel technique and he […]

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Dr. Fukumoto and his team

Anal Lubricants Used For Prostate Exams Found To Cause Prostate Cancer

“We’ve been searching through the wrong holes” said Dr. Masaki Fukumoto, “we needed to look deeper into the holes of the anal lubricants tubes.” Fukumoto and his team of researchers in Dallas, TX, recently found the link between the chemicals found in anal lubricants and prostate cancer. For decades, doctors have been coating millions of […]

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