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Phonsey

Phonsey

phon•sey 1. A person who creates a bubble around themself and detaches from their environment by focusing only on their smartphone. 2. Tuned out and distant from reality due to hyperfocus on one’s smartphone. “Jordan, can we discuss my new soliloquy? Jordan?” “Damnit you’re such a phonsey!” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) Phonsey was last modified: November […]

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Astro’s Art Review: Volume 1

I just returned from a trip to Chicago where I attended some important gallery exhibitions in preparation of my highly regarded Art review. I’d like to discuss a piece I saw at the Visitation Elementary showing in Elmhurst, IL. Jordan silently sat in the corner with his playmates while his parents raved to various onlookers […]

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