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Multiple Greetings Syndrome

Multiple Greetings Syndrome (MGS)

1. A neurological disorder, most commonly found in the workplace, where a person feels the urge to say “hello” multiple times in the same day. “Hey Chuck, why do you think Bryce said “hello” to me four separate times at work today?” “I think he’s trying to figure out which gender finds him more attractive. […]

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Restless Lip Syndrome

Restless Lip Syndrome

1. A neurological disorder characterized by an irresistible urge to interrupt other people’s conversations. “Darlene is a beautiful talented woman. She is a successful web editor and a magazine model in her spare time. She also has no friends and has been spurned by society due to her severe case of Restless Lip Syndrome, which currently […]

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Blabjacker

Blabjacker

Blabjacker – 1. Someone that takes over a Blab.im conversation without any regard of the topic already being discussed. “Paul entered the crowded Blab room with a mission. As soon as he was accepted on video, he immediately spouted his concerns about his festering toe fungus… Blabjacker was last modified: October 19th, 2016 by Ewoth […]

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Askhole

Askhole

ask•hole 1. A person who asks too many stupid questions. “Ughhh, babe, I’m getting tired of moderating the company forum. It seems like there’s an askhole in every single thread.” “Oh honey, I’m sorry to hear that. Speaking of askholes, when did you say your parents are stopping by this week?” Askhole was last modified: November 22nd, […]

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Phonsey

Phonsey

phon•sey 1. A person who creates a bubble around themself and detaches from their environment by focusing only on their smartphone. 2. Tuned out and distant from reality due to hyperfocus on one’s smartphone. “Jordan, can we discuss my new soliloquy? Jordan?” “Damnit you’re such a phonsey!” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) Phonsey was last modified: November […]

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Meanderthal

Meanderthal

me•an•der•thal 1. A person who wanders aimlessly throughout malls, stores, and other public places, walking in a slow inconsistent manner that constantly gets in the way of other people. “I encountered a meanderthal at the supermarket today! It seemed like he had eyes in the back of his head as he kept cutting me off and forcing me […]

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