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Clockblock

Clockblock

clock•block 1. The result of getting approached by your boss or co-worker at the end of the work day, where you get forced to complete a new assignment that causes you to stay late. “Why are you in such a horrendous mood tonite?” “I was on my way out the door at work today a […]

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Vexcrement

Vexcrement

vex•cre•ment 1. A vexation that is so intense it takes on a physical form that you can see and smell. “After years of being harassed by his boss, Gordon could no longer take the frustration and a pile of vexcrement appeared on the floor. It resembled a mound of horse dung, and Gordon simply placed […]

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Crayoncrastination

Crayoncrastination

Crayoncrastination – 1. The act of delaying or putting off work while coloring in a book. “As her boss Lewis barked orders over her shoulder, Agnes continued her crayoncrastination. When Lewis finally decided to fire Agnes, she crayoncrastinated even more intensely right in his… Crayoncrastination was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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