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Kudocream

Kudocream

Kudocream – 1. The physical or virtual pat on the back for doing a good deed. “When Jeffrey saw the old lady drop her bag of groceries in the parking lot, he rushed over to help pick it up…and she quickly applied some kudocream to his muscular shoulders. When Jeffrey exited the old lady’s bedroom… […]

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Western Stranger

Western Stranger

1. An advanced masturbation technique where you wait until one of your arms has fallen asleep and use a Western Grip to emulate another person. “Where’s Tom?”  “Oh, I think he has a hot date with a Western Stranger tonight.” Western Stranger was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Choreplay

Choreplay

chore•play 1. The act of doing chores around the house in an effort to sexually stimulate your partner. “Look honey, I’m cleaning!” “Mmmm, babe, that’s some nice choreplay…Ok, please get naked immediately!!!” Choreplay was last modified: November 7th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Trex-boner

Archaeologist Discovers Ginormous Dinosaur Boner

It was a hot afternoon near a warm river in Louisiana last month, and Archaeologist Mildred Sweat was almost ready to call it quits for the day when something caught her eye across the riverbank. At first she thought it could be a discarded kitchen tile, since Twin Shrimp Valley is the discarded kitchen tile […]

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