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anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

an•a•ti•dae•pho•bi•a 1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. “The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.” Anatidaephobia was last modified: November 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Zooicide

Zooicide

zoo•i•cide 1. The act of committing suicide by entering the cage of an animal at the zoo. “Hey Jack you better cover your daughter’s eyes, some goofball is trying to commit zooicide in the rhinoceros cage.” Zooicide was last modified: December 8th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Boargasm

Boargasm

boar•gasm 1. A female orgasm that is accompanied by an ominous squealing sound similar to those made by wild boars. 2. The celebratory grunt made by hunters after killing a wild boar and eating its meat. “Hey Dave, how’d it go with Kasey last night?” “Well we finally started making sweet love for the first time, and […]

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