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Santaclaustrophobia

Santaclaustrophobia

san•ta•claus•tro•pho•bi•a 1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses. “Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red […]

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Shunclesay

Shunclesay

Shunclesay – 1. The random muttering and confusing dialogue that comes from your uncle. 2. Shit your uncle says. “Family parties during the holiday can be pretty awkward, especially when your uncle pins you in the corner after his 9th glass of Scotch and… Shunclesay was last modified: October 29th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Commonicate

Commonicate

Commonicate – 1. To communicate at a much higher level by finding common ground. “Kaitlyn, a high school sophomore, had trouble communicating with her father Steven…until she caught him dancing in the garage to a Taylor Swift song. Now they commonicate daily and… Commonicate was last modified: October 21st, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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