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Shunclesay

Shunclesay

Shunclesay – 1. The random muttering and confusing dialogue that comes from your uncle. 2. Shit your uncle says. “Family parties during the holiday can be pretty awkward, especially when your uncle pins you in the corner after his 9th glass of Scotch and… Shunclesay was last modified: October 29th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Commonicate

Commonicate

Commonicate – 1. To communicate at a much higher level by finding common ground. “Kaitlyn, a high school sophomore, had trouble communicating with her father Steven…until she caught him dancing in the garage to a Taylor Swift song. Now they commonicate daily and… Commonicate was last modified: October 21st, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Ukrainium

Ukrainium

u•krai•ni•um 1. A rare metallic element found in the brain of American men that causes them to believe their Ukrainian girlfriend actually wants to be with them. “Paul was beaming when he walked down the aisle with his stunning Ukrainian bride. When she shot him in the back of the head on their honeymoon and disappeared […]

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Askhole

Askhole

ask•hole 1. A person who asks too many stupid questions. “Ughhh, babe, I’m getting tired of moderating the company forum. It seems like there’s an askhole in every single thread.” “Oh honey, I’m sorry to hear that. Speaking of askholes, when did you say your parents are stopping by this week?” Askhole was last modified: November 22nd, […]

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