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Clockblock

Clockblock

clock•block 1. The result of getting approached by your boss or co-worker at the end of the work day, where you get forced to complete a new assignment that causes you to stay late. “Why are you in such a horrendous mood tonite?” “I was on my way out the door at work today a […]

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Electile Dysfunction

Electile Dysfunction

1. The inability to become impressed or aroused by any of the candidates for President during an election year. “Even though it was an intense debate between the candidates this past year, George sat limp with electile dysfunction as controversy appeared to trump the truly important issues of the country.” Electile Dysfunction was last modified: […]

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Zooicide

Zooicide

zoo•i•cide 1. The act of committing suicide by entering the cage of an animal at the zoo. “Hey Jack you better cover your daughter’s eyes, some goofball is trying to commit zooicide in the rhinoceros cage.” Zooicide was last modified: December 8th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Chicanowash

Chicanowash

chi•ca•no•wash 1. The process of washing one’s entire car using a public gas station windshield cleaner. 2. A car wash using only a gas station windshield cleaner. “How was your date with Richard last night?” “Well, right after he picked me up we stopped at the gas station and he performed a chicanowash right in front of me. […]

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