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Cafe Diem

Cafe Diem

1. A pseudo-Latin phrase that translates to “caffeinate the day” or fill your day with coffee without concern for the future. “The Starbucks barista was concerned for his well-being one morning when he unlocked the front doors 20 minutes late. The surly crowd of nearly 300 people were chanting “cafe diem“, and there was an old […]

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Kudocream

Kudocream

Kudocream – 1. The physical or virtual pat on the back for doing a good deed. “When Jeffrey saw the old lady drop her bag of groceries in the parking lot, he rushed over to help pick it up…and she quickly applied some kudocream to his muscular shoulders. When Jeffrey exited the old lady’s bedroom… […]

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Falling Cactus Nursing Home

Falling Cactus Nursing Home – 1. The legendary community in Sun City, AZ, best known for voting on obscure topics. “Hey did you hear that Commonicate was voted “Best New Word” in November by Falling Cactus Nursing Home?” “No I must have missed that… Falling Cactus Nursing Home was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by […]

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Cactus Legs

Cactus Legs

1. A person’s legs, usually female, that are covered with sharp prickly hairs from being unshaved. “Why are you looking at me like that? You must be getting more pimples on your thighs.” “Uh, no, my legs are bloody again honey and it’s because of your nasty cactus legs.” Cactus Legs was last modified: November 16th, […]

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