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Farting Terms

Farting Terms

1. An important milestone in a new relationship where both parties finally feel at ease breaking wind in front of each other. “I just got an invite to Bob and Sherry’s party this weekend, what are they celebrating?” “Oh it’s no big deal, I think they just reached farting terms.”   Farting Terms was last modified: […]

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Ukrainium

Ukrainium

u•krai•ni•um 1. A rare metallic element found in the brain of American men that causes them to believe their Ukrainian girlfriend actually wants to be with them. “Paul was beaming when he walked down the aisle with his stunning Ukrainian bride. When she shot him in the back of the head on their honeymoon and disappeared […]

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Darth Brooks

Darth Brooks

1. A fictional Halloween character whose costume includes a flannel shirt, a Darth Vader mask, and a cowboy hat. “Honey, I’m tired of going to your corporate Halloween parties as Donny and Marie Osmond. You wear whatever you want, but I’m going to have a few drinks and show up as Darth Brooks.” Darth Brooks was last […]

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Choreplay

Choreplay

chore•play 1. The act of doing chores around the house in an effort to sexually stimulate your partner. “Look honey, I’m cleaning!” “Mmmm, babe, that’s some nice choreplay…Ok, please get naked immediately!!!” Choreplay was last modified: November 7th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Cactus Legs

Cactus Legs

1. A person’s legs, usually female, that are covered with sharp prickly hairs from being unshaved. “Why are you looking at me like that? You must be getting more pimples on your thighs.” “Uh, no, my legs are bloody again honey and it’s because of your nasty cactus legs.” Cactus Legs was last modified: November 16th, […]

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