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Commonicate

Commonicate

Commonicate – 1. To communicate at a much higher level by finding common ground. “Kaitlyn, a high school sophomore, had trouble communicating with her father Steven…until she caught him dancing in the garage to a Taylor Swift song. Now they commonicate daily and… Commonicate was last modified: October 21st, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Darth Brooks

Darth Brooks

1. A fictional Halloween character whose costume includes a flannel shirt, a Darth Vader mask, and a cowboy hat. “Honey, I’m tired of going to your corporate Halloween parties as Donny and Marie Osmond. You wear whatever you want, but I’m going to have a few drinks and show up as Darth Brooks.” Darth Brooks was last […]

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Girlfriend Voice

Girlfriend Voice

1. An unnatural high pitch or effeminate tone that occurs in a man’s voice only when he speaks to his significant other. “Hey Greg, does Brian need another drink?” “No, he’s on the phone using his girlfriend voice so he’s probably leaving soon.” Girlfriend Voice was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Choreplay

Choreplay

chore•play 1. The act of doing chores around the house in an effort to sexually stimulate your partner. “Look honey, I’m cleaning!” “Mmmm, babe, that’s some nice choreplay…Ok, please get naked immediately!!!” Choreplay was last modified: November 7th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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