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Electile Dysfunction

Electile Dysfunction

1. The inability to become impressed or aroused by any of the candidates for President during an election year. “Even though it was an intense debate between the candidates this past year, George sat limp with electile dysfunction as controversy appeared to trump the truly important issues of the country.” Electile Dysfunction was last modified: […]

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Falling Cactus Nursing Home

Falling Cactus Nursing Home – 1. The legendary community in Sun City, AZ, best known for voting on obscure topics. “Hey did you hear that Commonicate was voted “Best New Word” in November by Falling Cactus Nursing Home?” “No I must have missed that… Falling Cactus Nursing Home was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by […]

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Ear Hair

Wisconsin Man Finds New Cure For Baldness – Ear Hair!

Dr. William Bernstein, a plastic surgeon from Kenosha, Wisconsin, is now booked nearly 8 months in advance. His specialty is removing a man’s ears and surgically implanting them on the top of their head. While the casual observer may find this procedure absurd, 100% of the patients are ecstatic with the results… Wisconsin Man Finds […]

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Western Stranger

Western Stranger

1. An advanced masturbation technique where you wait until one of your arms has fallen asleep and use a Western Grip to emulate another person. “Where’s Tom?”  “Oh, I think he has a hot date with a Western Stranger tonight.” Western Stranger was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Choreplay

Choreplay

chore•play 1. The act of doing chores around the house in an effort to sexually stimulate your partner. “Look honey, I’m cleaning!” “Mmmm, babe, that’s some nice choreplay…Ok, please get naked immediately!!!” Choreplay was last modified: November 7th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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