Jed Augzkawk, a semi-retired sign twirler who was raised on the streets of Warsaw, Poland, has just been granted the copyright for the phrase “Web 13.0″. “I’ve been blessed with a beautiful epiphany, and it’s time to get paid for it”, is the phrase Jed has been most often yelling in public lately.
Now 54 years old and living in a strict vegan commune just outside of Pueblo, CO, Jed is ready to settle down:
Jed Augzkawk – Sign Twirler
Jed, who insists on being addressed as “Nostradamnit”, has recently been quoted in a local Pueblo newspaper saying “I’m sure most people feel I should sit on my new phrase for a while, wait until web technology catches up to it, and then sell it for millions…but that’s just a big pile of ox dung. I’d much rather take a few hundred grand from one of these Google peons now, retire early, maybe get a nice ranch somewhere and start to impart my wisdom on my new family”.
Pioneer or semi-retarded, only time will tell for Nostradamnit…