Santaclaustrophobia

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1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses.

“Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red fur, Jeremy contracted santaclaustrophobia and has been on medication ever since.”

Credit: Unknown | Date of Origin: 07/11/2008

Santaclaustrophobia

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