Mirrorface

Mirrorface

mir•ror•face 1. The most attractive possible version of a person’s face. 2. A facial expression one makes in the mirror to try and look more attractive. “Before heading into the nightclub, Lisa gave one last mirrorface in her car window to try and boost her self confidence.” Mirrorface was last modified: December 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Restless Lip Syndrome

Restless Lip Syndrome

1. A neurological disorder characterized by an irresistible urge to interrupt other people’s conversations. “Darlene is a beautiful talented woman. She is a successful web editor and a magazine model in her spare time. She also has no friends and has been spurned by society due to her severe case of Restless Lip Syndrome, which currently […]

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anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

an•a•ti•dae•pho•bi•a 1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. “The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.” Anatidaephobia was last modified: November 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Farting Terms

Farting Terms

1. An important milestone in a new relationship where both parties finally feel at ease breaking wind in front of each other. “I just got an invite to Bob and Sherry’s party this weekend, what are they celebrating?” “Oh it’s no big deal, I think they just reached farting terms.”   Farting Terms was last modified: […]

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Shower Shovel

Shower Shovel

1. An alternative meaning to a bar of soap when used to clean one’s anus in the shower. 2. The process of cleaning one’s anus with a bar of soap in the shower. “Bruce always smells so damn good, what’s his secret?” “Oh that’s easy, he was an early adopter of the shower shovel technique and he […]

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Burnderwear

Burnderwear

burn•der•wear 1. Undergarments that have been worn too many consecutive days, or smell so bad, that the only sensible action is to burn them. “Honey you’ve been wearing those green boxers since last Thursday, I think it’s time to retire them as burnderwear.” “You’re right babe, I’ll throw them in the firepit out back…but can we finish […]

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Zooicide

Zooicide

zoo•i•cide 1. The act of committing suicide by entering the cage of an animal at the zoo. “Hey Jack you better cover your daughter’s eyes, some goofball is trying to commit zooicide in the rhinoceros cage.” Zooicide was last modified: December 8th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Santaclaustrophobia

Santaclaustrophobia

san•ta•claus•tro•pho•bi•a 1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses. “Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red […]

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