Cryogenic Daycare Facility Opens A Can Of Frozen Worms

A controversial daycare facility in San Mateo, CA, is creating some confusion and intense debate regarding child development. Children’s Cry Space, the first daycare center to implement short-term cryogenic freezing, started out incredibly popular for busy parents who did not want to miss out on any precious moments of their kid’s life. The “concept daycare […]

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Astro’s Art Review: Volume 1

I just returned from a trip to Chicago where I attended some important gallery exhibitions in preparation of my highly regarded Art review. I’d like to discuss a piece I saw at the Visitation Elementary showing in Elmhurst, IL. Jordan silently sat in the corner with his playmates while his parents raved to various onlookers […]

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Archaeologist Discovers Ginormous Dinosaur Boner

It was a hot afternoon near a warm river in Louisiana last month, and Archaeologist Mildred Sweat was almost ready to call it quits for the day when something caught her eye across the riverbank. At first she thought it could be a discarded kitchen tile, since Twin Shrimp Valley is the discarded kitchen tile […]

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