Multiple Greetings Syndrome (MGS)

Multiple Greetings Syndrome1. A neurological disorder, most commonly found in the workplace, where a person feels the urge to say “hello” multiple times in the same day.

“Hey Chuck, why do you think Bryce said “hello” to me four separate times at work today?”

“I think he’s trying to figure out which gender finds him more attractive. Either that, or he’s suffering from Multiple Greetings Syndrome.”

Credit: Chelsea Handler | Author Link: @ChelseaHandler | Date of Origin: 12/09/2016

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