Coolius Maximus

Coolius Maximus1. One of the forgotten children of Zeus and an unknown mother from Greek Mythology. (Translated as “the coolest guy in the room”, Coolius Maximus was eventually eaten by a giant tortoise near a sacred oak tree at the Oracle at Dodona)

“So Brett, what do you think of the new guy Randy?”

“Well he’s no coolius maximus, but he’s pretty fun to hang out with.”

Credit: Christine Werba, David Werba | Author Link: @ChrisWerba@DavidWerba | Date of Origin: 07/28/1996

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