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Meanderthal

Meanderthal

me•an•der•thal 1. A person who wanders aimlessly throughout malls, stores, and other public places, walking in a slow inconsistent manner that constantly gets in the way of other people. “I encountered a meanderthal at the supermarket today! It seemed like he had eyes in the back of his head as he kept cutting me off and forcing me […]

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Horsedrop

Horsedrop

Horsedrop – 1. A highly sophisticated ritual, usually performed at weddings and Bar Mitzvahs, where a live horse is dropped on a person’s shoulders as a… Horsedrop was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Boargasm

Boargasm

boar•gasm 1. A female orgasm that is accompanied by an ominous squealing sound similar to those made by wild boars. 2. The celebratory grunt made by hunters after killing a wild boar and eating its meat. “Hey Dave, how’d it go with Kasey last night?” “Well we finally started making sweet love for the first time, and […]

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Wordanista

Wordanista

word•an•is•ta 1. One who takes a pretentious stance of authority by telling others what is or is not an official word. “I’m tired of all the wordanistas at Webster’s who say, “Hey that’s not a word”. Wordanista is a word!” Wordanista was last modified: November 16th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Ewoth

Ewoth – 1. An excellent word, phrase, or quote of tremendous honor. An ewoth is also a word not yet accepted into the major dictionaries of the English… Ewoth was last modified: October 16th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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