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Zooicide

Zooicide

zoo•i•cide 1. The act of committing suicide by entering the cage of an animal at the zoo. “Hey Jack you better cover your daughter’s eyes, some goofball is trying to commit zooicide in the rhinoceros cage.” Zooicide was last modified: December 8th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Santaclaustrophobia

Santaclaustrophobia

san•ta•claus•tro•pho•bi•a 1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses. “Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red […]

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Rambro

Rambro

ram•bro 1. A Blaxploitation film rumored to have been produced in 1974 but never released. (Rambro was supposedly about a Vietnam veteran who terrorized a small town near Hope, Washington) “Before there was Rambo, there was Rambro.” Rambro was last modified: December 4th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Blaab

Blaab

Blaab – 1. A flock or large group of users of the Blab.im social network. 2. An often noisy or disorderly group of blabbers. “When Blab CEO Shaan Puri opened the doors to the first Blab summit, a blaab of blabbers stormed into the auditorium with reckless abandon. Both of Shaan’s ankles were… Blaab was […]

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Stuporstitious

Stuporstitious

stu•por•sti•tious 1. Inclined to believe that one alcoholic drink will somehow lead a person into a drunken stupor. “After years of being stuporstitious, John caved in and had a beer after work. He got home to bed safely, but somehow he still woke up naked in the woods.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com)   Stuporstitious was […]

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Bifurcatedpolymorphicism

Bifurcatedpolymorphicism

bi•fur•ca•ted•po•ly•mor•phi•cism 1. The act of being two or more people in two or more places at once. “Famed spiritual guru David Sprayne claims to exhibit bifurcatedpolymorphicism at his private seminars, but there is yet to be any evidence or witnesses that have come forward to verify it. You can, however, buy Sprayne’s book on Amazon […]

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Kudocream

Kudocream

Kudocream – 1. The physical or virtual pat on the back for doing a good deed. “When Jeffrey saw the old lady drop her bag of groceries in the parking lot, he rushed over to help pick it up…and she quickly applied some kudocream to his muscular shoulders. When Jeffrey exited the old lady’s bedroom… […]

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Misogymistic

Misogymistic

mi•sog•y•mis•tic 1. Having or showing a hatred, dislike, or distrust of all people who workout at a gym. “Martha is a plus-sized woman and proud of it. She likes to sit outside the local gym eating cupcakes while making misogymistic remarks to the people who come and go.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) Misogymistic was last modified: November […]

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