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Clockblock

Clockblock

clock•block 1. The result of getting approached by your boss or co-worker at the end of the work day, where you get forced to complete a new assignment that causes you to stay late. “Why are you in such a horrendous mood tonite?” “I was on my way out the door at work today a […]

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Entremaneur

Entremaneur

en•tre•ma•neur 1. An entrepreneur that tries to sell a product or service of no greater value than a pile of horse manure. “Hey dad, can I borrow some money? I came across this 21 year old “Life Coach” online, and he promised he would show me how to make $5000/month working as an Internet Marketer. I […]

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Nonfluencer

Nonfluencer

non•flu•en•cer 1. A social media “influencer” that provides no trackable value to the brands they claim to promote. 2. A wannabe social media marketer that grossly overestimates their influence. “After 2 years of swindling online business owners, Tyler was outed as a nonfluencer. He finally threw in the towel and went back to his old […]

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Borschtelicious

Borschtelicious

borsch•te•li•cious 1. An uncontrollable exclamation caused by eating foods that look disgusting but taste amazing. 2. The pleasing sense of taste or smell from foods that look disgusting. “Babe, I know you slaved over this smorgasbord, but it looks absolutely horrendous. I’m only going to try one bite…wait, OMG…Borschtelicious!!!” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) Borschtelicious was […]

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Impected

Impected

im•pect•ed 1. To become both impacted and infected. “After years of poor diet and vigorous wiping after bowel movements, Barney’s colon became impected. He searched WebMD for the cure, but was redirected by various banner ads and bought an irrelevant jar of anal lube.”   Impected was last modified: November 11th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Mirrorface

Mirrorface

mir•ror•face 1. The most attractive possible version of a person’s face. 2. A facial expression one makes in the mirror to try and look more attractive. “Before heading into the nightclub, Lisa gave one last mirrorface in her car window to try and boost her self confidence.” Mirrorface was last modified: December 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

an•a•ti•dae•pho•bi•a 1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. “The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.” Anatidaephobia was last modified: November 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Burnderwear

Burnderwear

burn•der•wear 1. Undergarments that have been worn too many consecutive days, or smell so bad, that the only sensible action is to burn them. “Honey you’ve been wearing those green boxers since last Thursday, I think it’s time to retire them as burnderwear.” “You’re right babe, I’ll throw them in the firepit out back…but can we finish […]

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