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Shower Shovel

Shower Shovel

1. An alternative meaning to a bar of soap when used to clean one’s anus in the shower. 2. The process of cleaning one’s anus with a bar of soap in the shower. “Bruce always smells so damn good, what’s his secret?” “Oh that’s easy, he was an early adopter of the shower shovel technique and he […]

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Santaclaustrophobia

Santaclaustrophobia

san•ta•claus•tro•pho•bi•a 1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses. “Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red […]

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Stuporstitious

Stuporstitious

stu•por•sti•tious 1. Inclined to believe that one alcoholic drink will somehow lead a person into a drunken stupor. “After years of being stuporstitious, John caved in and had a beer after work. He got home to bed safely, but somehow he still woke up naked in the woods.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com)   Stuporstitious was […]

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Shunclesay

Shunclesay

Shunclesay – 1. The random muttering and confusing dialogue that comes from your uncle. 2. Shit your uncle says. “Family parties during the holiday can be pretty awkward, especially when your uncle pins you in the corner after his 9th glass of Scotch and… Shunclesay was last modified: October 29th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Stack Of Dimes

Stack Of Dimes

1. A tiny penis caused by cold weather, freezing water, or just hereditary misfortune. “I went skinny dipping with my girlfriend last week. It was amazing until she saw my stack of dimes. I’m single now.”   Stack Of Dimes was last modified: November 24th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Schwartzcenter

Schwartzcenter

schwartz•cent•er 1. A Jewish sports TV show rumored to be in development by ESPN. “Hey Isaac grab the matzah balls, Major League Dreidel is on Schwartzcenter in five minutes.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) Schwartzcenter was last modified: November 17th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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