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Baby Goggles

Baby Goggles

1. A deeply rooted affliction within parents of ugly babies. 2. The result when parents become blinded by the ugliness of their child, and often refer to them as attractive to friends and family. “Jeff and Pam just uploaded over 500 pictures of their new baby on Facebook. I think they’re overcompensating for a severe case of baby […]

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Stack Of Dimes

Stack Of Dimes

1. A tiny penis caused by cold weather, freezing water, or just hereditary misfortune. “I went skinny dipping with my girlfriend last week. It was amazing until she saw my stack of dimes. I’m single now.”   Stack Of Dimes was last modified: November 24th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Nerd Bird

Nerd Bird

1. An airplane that regularly flies between two high-tech cities, where the majority of passengers are likely to be nerds. “Bradford was excited to present his new engineering schematics to the Venture Capitalist group in Silicon Valley. He was sweating and exuding some strong body odor as he boarded the nerd bird from Seattle en route to San […]

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Cactus Legs

Cactus Legs

1. A person’s legs, usually female, that are covered with sharp prickly hairs from being unshaved. “Why are you looking at me like that? You must be getting more pimples on your thighs.” “Uh, no, my legs are bloody again honey and it’s because of your nasty cactus legs.” Cactus Legs was last modified: November 16th, […]

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White Mamba

White Mamba

1. The sarcastic nickname given to Brian Scalabrine, a career third-string NBA player who was beloved by fans while shooting only 39% from the field. “White Mamba” is also a play on the nickname “Black Mamba” given to NBA legend Kobe Bryant. “The Chicago Bulls were undermanned late in the season due to injuries. In […]

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