Archive | Phrases

Coolius Maximus

Coolius Maximus

1. One of the forgotten children of Zeus and an unknown mother from Greek Mythology. (Translated as “the coolest guy in the room”, Coolius Maximus was eventually eaten by a giant tortoise near a sacred oak tree at the Oracle at Dodona) “So Brett, what do you think of the new guy Randy?” “Well he’s no coolius maximus, but he’s pretty fun […]

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Nerd Punch

Nerd Punch

1. A punch thrown by a person that lacks any type of coordination or athletic prowess. “After years of getting ridiculed at work for his dandruff and poor hygiene, Eugene finally unloaded a nerd punch flurry towards his co-workers. None of them connected with anybody, but it was a memorable sight.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) […]

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Farmer Blow

Farmer Blow

1. The process of blocking one nostril and forcefully exhaling through the other to clear one’s nasal passages. “I remember camping with my dad and my drunk uncles when I was younger. They would perform the farmer blow dozens of times each day, perhaps trying to look extra manly or something. What I don’t understand is why […]

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Darth Brooks

Darth Brooks

1. A fictional Halloween character whose costume includes a flannel shirt, a Darth Vader mask, and a cowboy hat. “Honey, I’m tired of going to your corporate Halloween parties as Donny and Marie Osmond. You wear whatever you want, but I’m going to have a few drinks and show up as Darth Brooks.” Darth Brooks was last […]

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Western Stranger

Western Stranger

1. An advanced masturbation technique where you wait until one of your arms has fallen asleep and use a Western Grip to emulate another person. “Where’s Tom?”  “Oh, I think he has a hot date with a Western Stranger tonight.” Western Stranger was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Girlfriend Voice

Girlfriend Voice

1. An unnatural high pitch or effeminate tone that occurs in a man’s voice only when he speaks to his significant other. “Hey Greg, does Brian need another drink?” “No, he’s on the phone using his girlfriend voice so he’s probably leaving soon.” Girlfriend Voice was last modified: November 9th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Madam’s Apple

Madam’s Apple

1. The suspicious Adam’s Apple that is present in Transvestites, Cross-dressers, and masculine women. “Doug was about to approach the leggy blonde at the bar with the tight ass, until she turned around and he saw her madam’s apple. He decided to reconsider…not that there’s anything wrong with that though.” Madam’s Apple was last modified: November […]

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Guitar Face

Guitar Face

1. A distorted facial expression that occurs while playing the guitar, usually during an epic solo or moment of climax in a song. (Guitar Face can resemble a look of intense pain, orgasmic pleasure, bad indigestion…or a combination of all three) “I had a great time at the concert last night, but I think the guitarist had […]

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