Archive | Phrases

Cafe Diem

Cafe Diem

1. A pseudo-Latin phrase that translates to “caffeinate the day” or fill your day with coffee without concern for the future. “The Starbucks barista was concerned for his well-being one morning when he unlocked the front doors 20 minutes late. The surly crowd of nearly 300 people were chanting “cafe diem“, and there was an old […]

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Multiple Greetings Syndrome

Multiple Greetings Syndrome (MGS)

1. A neurological disorder, most commonly found in the workplace, where a person feels the urge to say “hello” multiple times in the same day. “Hey Chuck, why do you think Bryce said “hello” to me four separate times at work today?” “I think he’s trying to figure out which gender finds him more attractive. […]

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Electile Dysfunction

Electile Dysfunction

1. The inability to become impressed or aroused by any of the candidates for President during an election year. “Even though it was an intense debate between the candidates this past year, George sat limp with electile dysfunction as controversy appeared to trump the truly important issues of the country.” Electile Dysfunction was last modified: […]

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Restless Lip Syndrome

Restless Lip Syndrome

1. A neurological disorder characterized by an irresistible urge to interrupt other people’s conversations. “Darlene is a beautiful talented woman. She is a successful web editor and a magazine model in her spare time. She also has no friends and has been spurned by society due to her severe case of Restless Lip Syndrome, which currently […]

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Farting Terms

Farting Terms

1. An important milestone in a new relationship where both parties finally feel at ease breaking wind in front of each other. “I just got an invite to Bob and Sherry’s party this weekend, what are they celebrating?” “Oh it’s no big deal, I think they just reached farting terms.”   Farting Terms was last modified: […]

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Shower Shovel

Shower Shovel

1. An alternative meaning to a bar of soap when used to clean one’s anus in the shower. 2. The process of cleaning one’s anus with a bar of soap in the shower. “Bruce always smells so damn good, what’s his secret?” “Oh that’s easy, he was an early adopter of the shower shovel technique and he […]

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Falling Cactus Nursing Home

Falling Cactus Nursing Home – 1. The legendary community in Sun City, AZ, best known for voting on obscure topics. “Hey did you hear that Commonicate was voted “Best New Word” in November by Falling Cactus Nursing Home?” “No I must have missed that… Falling Cactus Nursing Home was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by […]

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blab-pitt

Blab Pitt

Blab Pitt – 1. The sexiest man alive in any given Blab.im video room. “Bruce spent hours preparing for his first Blab.im video chat. He shaved, showered, and went through 3 tubes of hair gel to try and look his best. He even trimmed his pubic hair in case any women… Blab Pitt was last […]

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