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Nonfluencer

Nonfluencer

non•flu•en•cer 1. A social media “influencer” that provides no trackable value to the brands they claim to promote. 2. A wannabe social media marketer that grossly overestimates their influence. “After 2 years of swindling online business owners, Tyler was outed as a nonfluencer. He finally threw in the towel and went back to his old […]

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Nexercise

Nexercise

nex•er•cise 1. The process or practice of exercising one’s neck. 2. An exercise for the neck. “My chiropractor told me I have serious neck problems, and that I’d have to come in for adjustments twice a week for 10 years. He then asked for my credit card to start a payment plan. I decided to just nexercise […]

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Nerd Punch

Nerd Punch

1. A punch thrown by a person that lacks any type of coordination or athletic prowess. “After years of getting ridiculed at work for his dandruff and poor hygiene, Eugene finally unloaded a nerd punch flurry towards his co-workers. None of them connected with anybody, but it was a memorable sight.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) […]

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Nerd Bird

Nerd Bird

1. An airplane that regularly flies between two high-tech cities, where the majority of passengers are likely to be nerds. “Bradford was excited to present his new engineering schematics to the Venture Capitalist group in Silicon Valley. He was sweating and exuding some strong body odor as he boarded the nerd bird from Seattle en route to San […]

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