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Multiple Greetings Syndrome

Multiple Greetings Syndrome (MGS)

1. A neurological disorder, most commonly found in the workplace, where a person feels the urge to say “hello” multiple times in the same day. “Hey Chuck, why do you think Bryce said “hello” to me four separate times at work today?” “I think he’s trying to figure out which gender finds him more attractive. […]

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Mirrorface

Mirrorface

mir•ror•face 1. The most attractive possible version of a person’s face. 2. A facial expression one makes in the mirror to try and look more attractive. “Before heading into the nightclub, Lisa gave one last mirrorface in her car window to try and boost her self confidence.” Mirrorface was last modified: December 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Misogymistic

Misogymistic

mi•sog•y•mis•tic 1. Having or showing a hatred, dislike, or distrust of all people who workout at a gym. “Martha is a plus-sized woman and proud of it. She likes to sit outside the local gym eating cupcakes while making misogymistic remarks to the people who come and go.” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) Misogymistic was last modified: November […]

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Madam’s Apple

Madam’s Apple

1. The suspicious Adam’s Apple that is present in Transvestites, Cross-dressers, and masculine women. “Doug was about to approach the leggy blonde at the bar with the tight ass, until she turned around and he saw her madam’s apple. He decided to reconsider…not that there’s anything wrong with that though.” Madam’s Apple was last modified: November […]

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Meanderthal

Meanderthal

me•an•der•thal 1. A person who wanders aimlessly throughout malls, stores, and other public places, walking in a slow inconsistent manner that constantly gets in the way of other people. “I encountered a meanderthal at the supermarket today! It seemed like he had eyes in the back of his head as he kept cutting me off and forcing me […]

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