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Impected

Impected

im•pect•ed 1. To become both impacted and infected. “After years of poor diet and vigorous wiping after bowel movements, Barney’s colon became impected. He searched WebMD for the cure, but was redirected by various banner ads and bought an irrelevant jar of anal lube.”   Impected was last modified: November 11th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Introdouche

Introdouche

in•tro•douche 1. To introduce oneself with douchebaggery, by bragging about meaningless accomplishments in an attempt to impress others. “Hi there, I’m Bradley. I used to write for the Huffington Post, I own over 50 domain names, I work on several websites, and I’m close contacts with Mark Cuban and Grant Cardone.” “Thank you sir. I’ve […]

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