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Cafe Diem

Cafe Diem

1. A pseudo-Latin phrase that translates to “caffeinate the day” or fill your day with coffee without concern for the future. “The Starbucks barista was concerned for his well-being one morning when he unlocked the front doors 20 minutes late. The surly crowd of nearly 300 people were chanting “cafe diem“, and there was an old […]

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Clockblock

Clockblock

clock•block 1. The result of getting approached by your boss or co-worker at the end of the work day, where you get forced to complete a new assignment that causes you to stay late. “Why are you in such a horrendous mood tonite?” “I was on my way out the door at work today a […]

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Crayoncrastination

Crayoncrastination

Crayoncrastination – 1. The act of delaying or putting off work while coloring in a book. “As her boss Lewis barked orders over her shoulder, Agnes continued her crayoncrastination. When Lewis finally decided to fire Agnes, she crayoncrastinated even more intensely right in his… Crayoncrastination was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Commonicate

Commonicate

Commonicate – 1. To communicate at a much higher level by finding common ground. “Kaitlyn, a high school sophomore, had trouble communicating with her father Steven…until she caught him dancing in the garage to a Taylor Swift song. Now they commonicate daily and… Commonicate was last modified: October 21st, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Coolius Maximus

Coolius Maximus

1. One of the forgotten children of Zeus and an unknown mother from Greek Mythology. (Translated as “the coolest guy in the room”, Coolius Maximus was eventually eaten by a giant tortoise near a sacred oak tree at the Oracle at Dodona) “So Brett, what do you think of the new guy Randy?” “Well he’s no coolius maximus, but he’s pretty fun […]

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Chicanowash

Chicanowash

chi•ca•no•wash 1. The process of washing one’s entire car using a public gas station windshield cleaner. 2. A car wash using only a gas station windshield cleaner. “How was your date with Richard last night?” “Well, right after he picked me up we stopped at the gas station and he performed a chicanowash right in front of me. […]

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Cankle

Cankle

can•kle 1. The physical deformity of the lower leg where the calf abruptly meets the foot in a non-tapered manner. “Cankles are most commonly found on obese people, but they do exist on humans with normal weight as well. The cankle has baffled scientists for years, and the only known cure is amputation.” Cankle was last […]

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Choreplay

Choreplay

chore•play 1. The act of doing chores around the house in an effort to sexually stimulate your partner. “Look honey, I’m cleaning!” “Mmmm, babe, that’s some nice choreplay…Ok, please get naked immediately!!!” Choreplay was last modified: November 7th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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