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Borschtelicious

Borschtelicious

borsch•te•li•cious 1. An uncontrollable exclamation caused by eating foods that look disgusting but taste amazing. 2. The pleasing sense of taste or smell from foods that look disgusting. “Babe, I know you slaved over this smorgasbord, but it looks absolutely horrendous. I’m only going to try one bite…wait, OMG…Borschtelicious!!!” Original Digiprove Copyright  (via Ewoth.com) Borschtelicious was […]

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Burnderwear

Burnderwear

burn•der•wear 1. Undergarments that have been worn too many consecutive days, or smell so bad, that the only sensible action is to burn them. “Honey you’ve been wearing those green boxers since last Thursday, I think it’s time to retire them as burnderwear.” “You’re right babe, I’ll throw them in the firepit out back…but can we finish […]

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Blaab

Blaab

Blaab – 1. A flock or large group of users of the Blab.im social network. 2. An often noisy or disorderly group of blabbers. “When Blab CEO Shaan Puri opened the doors to the first Blab summit, a blaab of blabbers stormed into the auditorium with reckless abandon. Both of Shaan’s ankles were… Blaab was […]

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Bifurcatedpolymorphicism

Bifurcatedpolymorphicism

bi•fur•ca•ted•po•ly•mor•phi•cism 1. The act of being two or more people in two or more places at once. “Famed spiritual guru David Sprayne claims to exhibit bifurcatedpolymorphicism at his private seminars, but there is yet to be any evidence or witnesses that have come forward to verify it. You can, however, buy Sprayne’s book on Amazon […]

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blab-pitt

Blab Pitt

Blab Pitt – 1. The sexiest man alive in any given Blab.im video room. “Bruce spent hours preparing for his first Blab.im video chat. He shaved, showered, and went through 3 tubes of hair gel to try and look his best. He even trimmed his pubic hair in case any women… Blab Pitt was last […]

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Blabjacker

Blabjacker

Blabjacker – 1. Someone that takes over a Blab.im conversation without any regard of the topic already being discussed. “Paul entered the crowded Blab room with a mission. As soon as he was accepted on video, he immediately spouted his concerns about his festering toe fungus… Blabjacker was last modified: October 19th, 2016 by Ewoth […]

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blabulary

Blabulary

Blabulary – 1. The collection of words and phrases created as an extension of the Blab.im Social Network. “The blabulary appears to be growing just as fast as the Blab.im platform itself. Words such as blabjacker and many others are… Blabulary was last modified: October 18th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Baby Goggles

Baby Goggles

1. A deeply rooted affliction within parents of ugly babies. 2. The result when parents become blinded by the ugliness of their child, and often refer to them as attractive to friends and family. “Jeff and Pam just uploaded over 500 pictures of their new baby on Facebook. I think they’re overcompensating for a severe case of baby […]

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