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anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

an•a•ti•dae•pho•bi•a 1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. “The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.” Anatidaephobia was last modified: November 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Anglohole

Anglohole

Anglohole – 1. The proper way to address an asshole in Great Britain. 2. An asshole from Great Britain. “After listening to another irrational argument from the Green Party representative for nearly 6 hours, the British Prime Minister exploded… Anglohole was last modified: October 23rd, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Adultproof

Adultproof

a•dult•proof 1. Nearly incapable of being tampered with or opened by an adult. 2. To make adultproof. “John is an intelligent college-educated man, and he decided to buy a new electric shaving kit at Walmart. By the time he was finished opening the adultproof packaging, his fingers were bloody from the sharp plastic and he nearly severed his thumb […]

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Askhole

Askhole

ask•hole 1. A person who asks too many stupid questions. “Ughhh, babe, I’m getting tired of moderating the company forum. It seems like there’s an askhole in every single thread.” “Oh honey, I’m sorry to hear that. Speaking of askholes, when did you say your parents are stopping by this week?” Askhole was last modified: November 22nd, […]

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