1. Undergarments that have been worn too many consecutive days, or smell so bad, that the only sensible action is to burn them.
“Honey you’ve been wearing those green boxers since last Thursday, I think it’s time to retire them as burnderwear.”
“You’re right babe, I’ll throw them in the firepit out back…but can we finish having sex first?”
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