1. The sexiest man alive in any given Blab or other video chat room.
“Bruce spent hours preparing for his first Blab video chat. He shaved, showered, and went through 3 tubes of hair gel to try and look his best. He even trimmed his pubic hair in case any women knocked on his door afterward. When he finally entered the video chat room, he quickly saw there was a Blab Pitt that he knew he just couldn’t compete with. He immediately left the chat room and fell asleep in a puddle of his own tears.”
*Part of the old Blabulary