Anatidaephobia

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1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

“The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.”

Credit: Gary Larson | Date of Origin: 03/10/1998

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