Nonfluencer

Nonfluencer

non•flu•en•cer 1. A social media “influencer” that provides no trackable value to the brands they claim to promote. 2. A wannabe social media marketer that grossly overestimates their influence. “After 2 years of swindling online business owners, Tyler was outed as a nonfluencer. He finally threw in the towel and went back to his old […]

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Electile Dysfunction

Electile Dysfunction

1. The inability to become impressed or aroused by any of the candidates for President during an election year. “Even though it was an intense debate between the candidates this past year, George sat limp with electile dysfunction as controversy appeared to trump the truly important issues of the country.” Electile Dysfunction was last modified: […]

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Impected

Impected

im•pect•ed 1. To become both impacted and infected. “After years of poor diet and vigorous wiping after bowel movements, Barney’s colon became impected. He searched WebMD for the cure, but was redirected by various banner ads and bought an irrelevant jar of anal lube.”   Impected was last modified: November 11th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Restless Lip Syndrome

Restless Lip Syndrome

1. A neurological disorder characterized by an irresistible urge to interrupt other people’s conversations. “Darlene is a beautiful talented woman. She is a successful web editor and a magazine model in her spare time. She also has no friends and has been spurned by society due to her severe case of Restless Lip Syndrome, which currently […]

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anatidaephobia

Anatidaephobia

an•a•ti•dae•pho•bi•a 1. The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. “The vast majority of cases of Anatidaephobia are self-diagnosed. Symptoms include Dry Mouth, Muscle Tension, Shortness of Breath, and occasional rectal discharge.” Anatidaephobia was last modified: November 5th, 2016 by Ewoth Behemoth

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Farting Terms

Farting Terms

1. An important milestone in a new relationship where both parties finally feel at ease breaking wind in front of each other. “I just got an invite to Bob and Sherry’s party this weekend, what are they celebrating?” “Oh it’s no big deal, I think they just reached farting terms.”   Farting Terms was last modified: […]

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Santaclaustrophobia

Santaclaustrophobia

san•ta•claus•tro•pho•bi•a 1. The abnormal fear of being trapped in a confined space with multiple Santa Clauses. “Jeremy was only 9 years old when he boarded an elevator in a building near a Christmas parade. Suddenly 15 Santa Clauses rushed into the same elevator and he was surrounded. After nearly suffocating on white beards and sweaty red […]

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Blaab

Blaab

Blaab – 1. A flock or large group of users of the Blab.im social network. 2. An often noisy or disorderly group of blabbers. “When Blab CEO Shaan Puri opened the doors to the first Blab summit, a blaab of blabbers stormed into the auditorium with reckless abandon. Both of Shaan’s ankles were… Blaab was […]

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