Thomas Muldoon in Montana

World Horse Day Approved In 19 Cities

Renowned horse whisperers Thomas Muldoon and Gareth Kelley have trained and healed over 2300 horses combined in the past 26 years. They have also been lobbying state governments since 2003 to pass World Horse Day into law. When asked about the purpose behind their international movement, Muldoon had some emphatic words: August 5th is the […]

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Dr. Fukumoto and his team

Anal Lubricants Used For Prostate Exams Found To Cause Prostate Cancer

“We’ve been searching through the wrong holes” said Dr. Masaki Fukumoto, “we needed to look deeper into the holes of the anal lubricant tubes.” Fukumoto and his team of researchers in Dallas, TX, recently found the link between the chemicals found in anal lubricants and prostate cancer. For decades, doctors have been coating millions of […]

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Cryogenic Daycare Facility Opens a Can of Frozen Worms

A controversial childcare facility in San Mateo, CA, is creating some confusion with each of their children’s development. Children’s Cry Space, the first daycare center to implement short-term cryogenic freezing, started out incredibly popular for busy parents who did not want to miss out on any precious moments of their kid’s lives. The “concept daycare […]

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Homeless street musician mugged by ASCAP “representative” for singing ‘You Don’t Bring Me Flowers’

“I made all of 93 cents the whole damn night, and this guy just wouldn’t get out of my face until I gave him 15 percent”, Joe Indieman told police officers recently after being mugged near the campus of Arizona State University. The mugger was later found to be ‘Texas’ Rex Torshin, an unofficial representative […]

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Astro’s Art Review: Volume 1

I just returned from a trip to Chicago where I attended some important gallery exhibitions.  I’d like to discuss a piece I saw at the Visitation Elementary showing in Elmhurst, IL. Jordan silently sat in the corner with his playmates while his parents raved to various onlookers about his transcendent talent, and the whole experience […]

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