Strange Human Dictionary

Blaab

Blaab – 1. A flock or large group of users of the Blab.im social network. 2. An often noisy or disorderly group of blabbers. “When Blab CEO Shaan Puri opened the doors to the first Blab summit, a blaab of blabbers stormed into the auditorium with reckless abandon. Both of Shaan’s ankles were…

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Kudocream

Kudocream – 1. The physical or virtual pat on the back for doing a good deed. “When Jeffrey saw the old lady drop her bag of groceries in the parking lot, he rushed over to help pick it up…and she quickly applied some kudocream to his muscular shoulders. When Jeffrey exited the old lady’s bedroom…

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Rumpomaniac

Rumpomaniac – 1. A person who exhibits wild or violent behavior when exposed to a naked ass. 2. A person who is obsessed with large curvy asses. “George is a quiet reserved accountant that rarely leaves his apartment outside of work. He also happens to be a rumpomaniac. The last time he attended a dinner party…

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Anglohole

Anglohole – 1. The proper way to address an asshole in Great Britain. 2. An asshole from Great Britain. “After listening to another irrational argument from the Green Party representative for nearly 6 hours, the British Prime Minister exploded…

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Falling Cactus Nursing Home

Falling Cactus Nursing Home – 1. The legendary community in Sun City, AZ, best known for voting on obscure topics. “Hey did you hear that Commonicate was voted “Best New Word” in November by Falling Cactus Nursing Home?” “No I must have missed that…

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Crayoncrastination

Crayoncrastination – 1. The act of delaying or putting off work while coloring in a book. “As her boss Lewis barked orders over her shoulder, Agnes continued her crayoncrastination. When Lewis finally decided to fire Agnes, she crayoncrastinated even more intensely right in his…

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